The Satans of Maharashtra

Well usually there is just one Satan, the only father of evil. But in the case of Maharashtra, there are two !!..yeah I am talking about none other than Mr.Bala Saheb Thackeray and one Mr.Raj Thackeray. The past few months/years have been quite disturbing as Raj, chief of Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) has been venting his ire on the north Indians living in the state. The poor north Indians have to face discrimination, humiliation, insecurity and last but not the least, a sense of hatred. Well it is obvious that this is being done from a completely political viewpoint and the poor Maharashtrians are being made the guinea pigs of this political experiment. I sometimes wonder the British rule in India did more good than now Indians ruling themselves. At least the Indians seemed united in the 1940s. As a formality, lets look at political histories of both these great men (The Thackerays or "the thugs" ) briefly.

1) Raj Thackeray : started his political career as a youth-wing leader in the Shiv Sena, Bala Thackeray's (his uncle’s) party. He steadily rose up the ranks with his charisma and was seen as the number two in the party. Raj’s decline in the Shiv Sena started in the 90s due to his alleged involvement in the Ramesh Kinny murder case (seen as a political murder). Always seen as a firebrand speaker. However, recently it seems, he has bit more than he could chew. His recent outbursts against migrants from Uttar Pradesh (UP) and Bihar are totally unconstitutional and uncalled for. Has made impressive strides as far as making a political niche for himself at least regionally. Was arrested yesterday, but again released on bail hours later(cant get funnier than this). He anyways would continue to hold fiery speeches and incite (indirectly of course) violence against the north Indians because there are a good number of in Maharashtra who buy his idiotic "Marathi Manoos" propaganda.

2) Bala Saheb Thackeray : The founder and supremo of Shiv Sena. The party is so pro-Hindu that even I get scared looking at its ideologies (I am a Hindu btw). Was a cartoonist in his early1950s in "Free press journal" in Mumbai. I wish he would have just continued being a cartoonist but as we know, the man had bigger goals and achieved it by being one of the biggest and disgusting cartoons himself. A strong proponent of "Maharashtra is for Maharashtrians" ideology and has strong anti-Muslim feelings. In 2002, Thackeray issued a call to form Hindu suicide squads to counter alleged Muslim violence(woww !! ..awesome ideas dude). To quote him from the 1980s,

"They [Muslims] are spreading like a cancer and should be operated on like a cancer. The... country should be saved from the Muslims and the police should support them [Hindu Maha Sangh] in their struggle just like the police in Punjab were sympathetic to the Khalistanis."
The man was also a great admirer of Adolf Hitler (supposedly the kindest man the planet has ever seen, even Jesus would feel shy).

Now that we are done knowing our beloved Satans (read Inglorious bastards), we need to ponder for one second. Why the hell are we so gullible ?? The Thackerays are like the mass rapists of common people and we are so used to getting raped that some of us even have turned into whores and started to enjoy it (else how do people like the Thackerays are still active in politics and also manage to get the votes). In recent times Raj's party started to get more attention compared to the Shiv Sena. Needless to say, Bal Thackeray couldn't digest it well. The oldie realized that his shriveled balls can still pump some testosterone and equipped with that, he openly criticized(read humiliated) icons like Amitabh Bacchan and Sachin Tendulkar (these innocent souls were just being patriotic).
When Mumbai was held hostage in the 26/11 attacks, the NSG commandos involved in the clean up and rescue operations were from all over the country including north India. What do you say to that Mr.Thackerays? Where were the Shiv Sainiks when Mumbai was drowning in the floods?? Well I suppose that was not a big issue. A bigger issue is how to stop Valentine's day each year!!. Well it doesn't take Sigmund Freud to conjecture that the majority of Shiv Sainiks seem to be sexually frustrated, always think with their dicks (with a bigger dick at the helm of course) and brains of the size of their balls. They say they are helping the Marathi Manoos. May be...I don't know for sure. But they surely are destroying the fabric and concept of "One India". I consider people like the Thackerays a bigger threat to the national security than the terrorist groups.

I sincerely hope good sense would prevail and we get to have politicians and leaders with a larger global vision. Need to make people aware so that people like the Thackerays don't get a stronghold in the political structure of our country. Its a long road ahead and a road full of obstacles and there will be blood too.

But I say its a risk worth taking before its too late....

Disclaimer:

"All characters/places/organizations/countries appearing in this blog are real (except me). Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. If anybody/any organization/any country feels offended, he/she/they can all kiss my sweet a** "

When the devil warms up

Who am I ? ...well who cares actually as long as you have as much idle time as I have to read this shitty (but awesome) blog. For a start, consider my name as Xaero, a fictional character. Now since this is my first post, I would lay down certain ground rules for myself as well as all you guys and gals out there who wish to enter my world of chaos. The rules are as follows:

1) I will be totally unapologetic.
2) I will brash.
3) Sometimes rude too
4) Will use offensive language freely as I consider it my birthright and I redefine cheapness (so all you class people and pussies out there, get a blanket and go to bed as daddy is a badass tonight).
5) Will be ruthless too (Xaero is ;)).
6) All you guys/gals out there are free to comment on my posts but always remember rule 1.

And finally the standard disclaimer:

"All characters/places/organizations/countries appearing in this blog are real (except me). Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely intentional. If anybody/any organization/any country feels offended, he/she/they can all kiss my sweet a** "

The narration on any topic/post wouldn't necessarily be linear/coherent (for I am a big fan of Quentin Tarantino) and I shall be venting my views/frustration on the events/topics that I feel deserve attention..

So now that you have got a taste of things to come, stay tuned .....